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Welcome, to IronHell.
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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as a counter:
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Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
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You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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Is that not the most horrifying thing ever?
Is this wretched demi-bee
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No! It's Eric, the half a bee
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for anybody who does not like stuff with more than 4 legs probably . .
and for christian extremists too . .
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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Stahlseele wrote:Image
To be fair, the first picture does beg a lot of rather disturbing questions even before you throw Jar Jar in.
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Stahlseele wrote:for anybody who does not like stuff with more than 4 legs probably . .
and for christian extremists too . .
No, no, I meant seeing Gary Gygax's name in print was horrifying. Aside, that humong-ass black spider-undead-witch thing is what I've always pictured Gary to look like.
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Darth Rabbit wrote:To be fair, the first picture does beg a lot of rather disturbing questions even before you throw Jar Jar in.
She's asking a man named Megassa to squeeze her breasts. Funnily named fictional consenting adults being intimate in the privacy of their backgroundless comic panels? Doesn't sound very disturbing to me.

The next panel is the disturbing one. It's the one where she turns out to be a mecha hermaphrodite with nipple lasers because Japan. I have no idea if that's true or not, but despite just making it up I'd say the odds are surprisingly not bad anyway.
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Why you gotta be hatin' on mecha hermaphrodites with nipple lasers?

I thought it was clear that every disturbing question I mentioned revolved around why someone would name their kid "Megassa."

Blatant child abuse right there.
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The latest OotS made me chuckle.

http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0860.html
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Lol, funny how that works out...
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So.... I have to go stat up Creepers for my players who have opened an expansive mine and are creating a fire breathing megachicken farm....
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
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You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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Does it make me a prick that I would always kill them while they were dancing?
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He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.

--The horror of Mario

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That wookie has a blowtorch. He's going to regret that eventually.
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@Prak . . you are Playing Minecraft the PnP/TableTop RPG? O.o
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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Not really. My players have just taken control of an adamantine mine and have started breeding firebreathing megachickens. If it weren't for the fact that we've just decided to shelve this world and try going back to basics, I'd be throwing creepers at their mine at some point in the near future.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
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FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.

You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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Not a Macro, but the art being sold with this kickstarter makes me giddy: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/149 ... o-e-heroes
"But transportation issues are social-justice issues. The toll of bad transit policies and worse infrastructure—trains and buses that don’t run well and badly serve low-income neighborhoods, vehicular traffic that pollutes the environment and endangers the lives of cyclists and pedestrians—is borne disproportionately by black and brown communities."
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I love the Pokymanz one.
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No images, but this still made me fall off my chair laughing.

Barbie sets underwear on fire.
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DSMatticus wrote:Again, look at this fucking map you moron. Take your finger and trace each country's coast, then trace its claim line. Even you - and I say that as someone who could not think less of your intelligence - should be able to tell that one of these things is not like the other.
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Is this wretched demi-bee
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No! It's Eric, the half a bee
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I find the most random shit on Google searches.

(Then again, looking up at what Shrapnel just posted, this might not be considered random at all by the thread's standards.)

It [the picture I just linked, not the one Shrapnel did, which reminds me of when I last watched Beast Wars, although Primal's expression is priceless too] reminds me of back when I watched Pokemon religiously; the expressions are just priceless, and make me giggle in a way that makes skeletons (and me) uncomfortable.

Also, I just realized that I'm alternating between brackets and parentheses for no clear reason, yay me!

EDIT: Almost forgot to ask in my drunken cold-blooded reptilian haste, what's up with the image macro You Lost Me posted? I don't get it.
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Bees/wasps are building a hive/nest on a car door handle.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
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You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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Prak_Anima wrote:Bees/wasps are building a hive/nest on a car door handle.
I get that part, I don't get what the second panel has to do with it.
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